MyPoV

From time to time I get annoyed, and even pissed off to the point of wanting to just explode, and I need a way to vent. So here it is. Every Month(or week depending on my mood) I will be post the rank of people who piss me off. if you make this list, have no fear as its only a month long and maybe next month you will try not to be so annoying and piss me off.

SHIT LIST UPDATE

Recent news, will result in me avoiding almost everything on my Shit List! Thank god, someone listens!

September 15, 2008

1. Exon Mobile: TigerMart – After a nice long 14 hour drive over 2 days to get to Austin, and another 3 hours to unload, unpack and clean up, I decided to venture out and get some beer, laundry detergent and smokes. The polite lady at the TigerMart next door to my apartment complex kindly rang up my items never once carding me. She quickly took my credit card (Which may I add, says “check ID”) and I signed and was on my way. Later that night after 6 margaritas and almost a pack of smokes I was on my way home; of course being driven by a good friend of mine; when we rolled into the Tigermart so I could purchase my smokes. The clerk quickly barked for my drivers license, and I wiped out my US Passport. To my amazement I heard this “We do not accept this, it HAS to be a Drivers license!”. Stunned and halfway tipsy my rebuttal was “What the Fuck?  This is a United States Passport, this is more proof of who I am then any Drivers license.” Looking up I noticed that the lady from earlier that day was still here counting her money. Determined to get my smokes, I looked at the prick of a clerk and said “You know, Charles. . . I was here 5 hours ago and she (While pointing at the lady who severed me earlier) sold me beer, smokes and laundry detergent .” Now pissed I slammed down my receipt on the counter to confirm I was not full of shit. While she looked up startled that I brought her involved, she simply said “Well Sir the reason I didn’t card you was because I recognized you and knew I carded you before.” – Just to Add that I did confirm, It IS a Exon Mobile company decision NOT to accept a US passport.
   
2. Hershal - What, no more calls? oh yeah cause I owned your ass! LOL HA, i told ya what you were getting and you didnt like it. So you think going to a high ranking VP about your ONE tablet that is having software issues, and expect to get something more? Why oh why dont you even just shut up and listen as one of these days it will get you fucked. * Oh how fun was our conversation today. I keep telling you and I dont know why you cant seem to get this through your head but you are not getting it buddy, so give up and just do as we say. Oh and by the way, you didn’t think I would hang up either did ya, well I warned you and if you wouldn’t give up so next time you better take a better approach to things. Oh thank god you quit calling. Why do you think I want to sit and listen to you complain for hours on end about a damn bluetooth and software issue? We tried to help, your too stubborn to accept and you think that for some reason you will get something out of it. Why dont you just take your BT and shove it up your A$$.
3. Wanna Be Coffee Drinkers -Now I wont have to make 12 pots of coffee just to get a days worth out of it, ya’ll enjoy the shit coffee cause I’m outta here… Yeah you know who you are, you are the one who maybe drinks 3-4 cups an hour of coffee but can never seem to find time to refill that pot. Yes I know the concept is so horrid having to work for 30 seconds, so that is why I typed up this list of how to make coffee: 1) Don’t drink it 2) Don’t make it. there we go. If you quit drinking the coffee since your obviously dont like to make a pot or 2 every now and then, I just may be able to finally enjoy more then 1 cup of coffee without having to walk into the break room to see a dirty empty Pot.
4. OTC – Ahh, go to hell. Thats all, oh and wheres my money at??? So to explain a little of why you made it to my list today, lets go back 10 days and start from the beginning. We ordered Champagne flutes with engravings and the first set we received had the wrong date. You nice customer service people said we will take care of this dont worry about it, and shipped me a new set. The next received set had the correct date but you typed the names in ALL CAPS WHICH LOOKED LIKE SHIT BY THE WAY, so we called you again and you promised that a Manager would personally walk down pull the flutes and see that they engraved correctly. Again we were pleased with the sense of urgency taken to correct this issue. Oh and you again let us keep the 2nd set of flutes too. So last night we received our 3rd set of flutes and to are surprise the engraving was correct. So why you may ask if they were correct I would add you to my top 5???? Well . . . . because the set of flutes your Manger pulled for us were not the 25th wedding anniversary set(that we paid for) but the newlywed set. Yes thats right, 3rd time is a charm until it comes to OTC, and just like in base ball, 3strikes and your out. – I will post pictures later this week.
5. Omaha Drivers -No more will I have to deal with this mess! About time, I can avoid suicide now! Oh I love in the early mornings having to get through 108th an L street back onto the interstate. I sit and stair miles back as I watch the double wide turn lane fill up in the right lane only. Yes I can see an entire empty lane that IF people actually used it would help speed of the flow of traffic up and maybe just cut down on the congestion of traffic and get me to work 15 minutes earlier. Ever wonder why you always get the finger when trying to ge to work? Maybe its because you dont know how to drive. Heres a tip. Throw the keys down and take a fucking bus.

Who is next???? Oh we will see